- With Cell Phones HAHAHA
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
3) The lion king is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
The elephant! He is in the refrigerator!
4) There is a river you must cross but it is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it?
You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey people, I kind of forgot to post a new joke so I'm sorry and watch it below :)What does zero asks to eight?Why do you tighten your belt? HAHAHAHA
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A very ugly person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The ugly person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."