How do Amoebas keep in touch?
- With Cell Phones HAHAHA

What's the only animal that has to be oiled?
The rat! Because it squeaks! HAHAHAHA

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
3) The lion king is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
The elephant! He is in the refrigerator!
4) There is a river you must cross but it is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it? 
You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is Brown and Sticky?

A stick

How does a dumb person spell "farm"?
E-I-E-I-O! 
HAHAHAHA

Hey people, I kind of forgot to post a new joke so I'm sorry and watch it below :)What does zero asks to eight?Why do you tighten your belt? HAHAHAHA

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Where did the spaghetti went to dance?

-The meat ball! hahaha

Also if you have any jokes you want to share, just comment them under any of the jokes!

A very ugly person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The ugly person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" 

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch." 

Why did the scientist install a knocker in his door?
He wanted to win the No-Bell Prize jajajajaja

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
cause he had no-body to go with! JAJA